Unfortunately...

...this game is hilarious only if you have a slightly twisted sense of humor and great appreciation for the randomly absurd.

It's been a super rainy day and while Will is attempting to fix our desktop computer, I decided to allow myself a break from grading to surf the web. Prompted by a thread on Etsy.com, I typed the following phrase into google...

Unfortunately "William"

and got these super silly results...

Unfortunately William's dislike for Zelda was a its worst!

(poor Zelda looks devastated)

Unfortunately, William's ships could not penetrate an uncooperative north wind and for six weeks he languished on the Norman shore.

(so this is what Will did before we met...)

Unfortunately, William slipped into robbery and, caught by Spider-Man, was sent to Ravencroft and later the Cage, where he was nearly set free by the Rhino."

(I have no idea what this means...but how cool to have met spider man!)

Unfortunately, William wrote his masterpiece in a style that makes it almost impenetrable to the casual reader.

(so not true! it's a wonderful read)

And here's one for me...

"Unfortunately, Greta was indeed telling the truth, and the snowman actually is a horrible demon."

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If you're in need of a distraction sometime you should give it a shot! You might be living a life you had no idea about!

Unfortunately "your name"

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ps...here are some of our favorites for you guys!

"Unfortunately, Linda can't undo the hypnosis"

"Unfortunately, Benjamin was not four years old"

"unfortunately Jim’s orange dry suit made him look like a carrot"

"Unfortunately, Jasmine's Tuesday night performance of Elton John's "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" was equally disappointing"

"Unfortunately Eileen was already 35 years old and didn’t play any instruments."

"Unfortunately, Nick is wearing a pair of hideous calf-length cutoffs"

"Unfortunately, Sabrina is a squirmmer"

"Unfortunately Anthony had to miss his sister's wedding because he was racing at Homestead-Miami Speedway in the final Busch series race of the season"